Abigail: heart-warming
Every day for the coming week NMH will print at least one HEART-WARMING STORY in a bid to fill you with HOPE and make you feel BETTER about the world you live in. This GENEROUS initiative comes in response to the results of a recent survey, in which 98% of respondents said that they found the news in general "RATHER GLOOMY", with more than half adding that they were "CONCERNED" about the global GEOPOLITICAL situation.
Our first story is of Abigail Widget, 34, heart-warmingly pictured above.
Ms Widget was left PARALYSED after being STABBED in the NECK two months ago, but MIRACULOUSLY she gave BIRTH yesterday to a brand new BABY BOY!!! We invite our readers to join us immediately in a WARM FUG of emotion about this event, and to reflect mistily on the infinite richness of LIFE'S TAPESTRY.
Whew! Feeling better already? Forgotten about Terrorism, MRSA, Youth Culture, David Cameron, Iraq, Bird Flu…? [Ooops, sorry! Ed.]
