Oooh, lovely!
Rt Hon Guy Nice MP (aka David Cameron) was recently snapped by several passing photographers of national newspapers as he voluntarily mowed the lawn of the Sourpiss Old Peoples' home in the main town of his constituency Sheppington Hogwash. Nice was nicely dressed in a shirt with rolled up sleeves revealing his nice tanned forearms, and a pair of nice chinos and shoes. "Ooh he was such a nice man," crooned Millicent Cronebottom, 94. "He even came in and had a nice cup of tea with us all when he finished his mowing." In an interview with El Sid after his exertions, Nice said, "I am habitually reticent about my philanthropic endeavours, but please inform your readers that I will be cuddling a pair of orphaned gorilla babies at Whipsnade Zoo next Tuesday from 3:00 to 3:10 pm."
Nice fiercely denies rumours, circulated by his political rivals, that he once bullied a younger boy at school into shaving off his eyebrows.
2005-11-16 @ 23:54