iraq
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JUDGE IN SADDAM TRIAL MAY HAVE GONE TO HELL from Wretch 1436 days old
Saddam: "bewitching" Judge Rizgar Amin, who was yesterday ordered to "go to hell" by former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, today failed to show up ...
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US DECLARES WAR ON SUFFIXES IN IRAQ from Wretch 1443 days old
One of the top Saddamists The United States Government today unveiled details of its new strategy in Iraq. A senior Pentagon official said, "Following ...
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SADDAM TRIAL PUT ON HOLD IN TOOTHPICK FIASCO from Wretch 1443 days old
Toothpicks: not mentioned in the Geneva Convention The trial of Saddam Hussein was today suspended after just three minutes while court officials tried ...
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WE DO NOT GIVE A F**! ABOUT IRAQIS, ARMY SPOKESMAN PROMISES from Wretch 1444 days old
[ ... ] in Iraq, from which the victim could derive "prestige and even enjoyment". For Britons, on the other hand, such experiences were "rarely ...
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SENILE SADDAM? from Wretch 1445 days old
[ ... ] of the Iraq scene will recall a string of similar instances in the recent past, of which the most notable have been his failure to recognise the ...
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BUSH SAYS ORDER FOR IRAQ WAR WAS "A JOKE" from Wretch 1448 days old
A simple misunderstanding President George Bush today told the American people that he was "only joking" when he ordered the attack on Iraq two and ...
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PHOSPHORUS "NOT A REAL CHEMICAL" from Wretch 1455 days old
Wanted: Mendeleev A group of American scientists headed by Nobel Laureate (and U.S. President) George W. Bush yesterday claimed to have discovered ...
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IRAQI PRISONERS HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE TO DENY TORTURE from Wretch 1455 days old
Iraqi: getting along fine In a dramatic scene worthy of an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, the inmates of the Jadiriya prison in Iraq today denied that ...
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LEAKED MEMO TORTURE SCANDAL from Wretch 1455 days old
[ ... ] in Iraq last year. An anonymous source within the Foreign Office told NMH that Mr Keogh, 42, and Mr O'Connor, 49, are "apprehensive about what ...
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IRAQ UPDATE from Wretch 1459 days old
Figures released today by the Iraqi Office of National Statistics show that Iraqis are the only people in the world LESS likely to be killed crossing ...
