politics

COMPASSIONATE CAMERON OFFERS DAVIS EVERYTHING from Wretch 1436 days old

[ ... ] policy into politics, unlike me. It's the least I can do, and Samantha agrees fully." Friends say the gesture is typical of the modern and ...

TARGET TARGETS TARGETED from Wretch 1441 days old

Margaret Beckett - an unmissable target? The Government today announced a major overhaul to the system of targets by which it assesses its performance. In ...

BUSH SOILS HIS DIPLOMATS' PANTS from Wretch 1451 days old

US President George W. Bush seated in front of a large explosion Diplomats in the US are reeling after President Bush today committed what many describe ...

BROWN TELLS NATIONAL AUDIT OFFICE, "BRING IT ON!" from Wretch 1455 days old

Brown: embracing complexity The Chancellor Gordon Brown today said that he was "delighted" with the contents of a report by the National Audit Office ...

IRAQI PRISONERS HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE TO DENY TORTURE from Wretch 1455 days old

Iraqi: getting along fine In a dramatic scene worthy of an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, the inmates of the Jadiriya prison in Iraq today denied that ...

LEAKED MEMO TORTURE SCANDAL from Wretch 1455 days old

Internal memo Two British Foreign Office employees are tonight being flown to Falluja to be tortured, after leaking a controversial memo describing ...

MY CABINET IS NOT ELITIST, SAYS BLAIR from Wretch 1456 days old

Prescott: mixed ability The Prime Minister Tony Blair has fiercely denied claims that the Cabinet is an elitist institution, with members selected ...

STROKE ONE IN THE PENSIONS BATTLE from Wretch 1456 days old

MUCUS, the biggest Public Sector Union The government today unveiled radical new plans which it hopes will solve the growing pensions crisis in the ...

NICE WORK, DAVID! from Wretch 1456 days old

Oooh, lovely! Rt Hon Guy Nice MP (aka David Cameron) was recently snapped by several passing photographers of national newspapers as he voluntarily ...

24-HOUR DEBATING LEGISLATION PASSED from Wretch 1457 days old

Debating: a serious problem The Tories have failed to block legislation aimed at liberalising the country's debating laws. From next week, debating ...