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POLITICAL DYNAMITE! from Wretch 1447 days old

Spitting is up 300% in some areas The latest Home Office statistics show that violent crime is up 23%. Thefts of teddy bears from private homes are ...

BUSH SOILS HIS DIPLOMATS' PANTS from Wretch 1447 days old

US President George W. Bush seated in front of a large explosion Diplomats in the US are reeling after President Bush today committed what many describe ...

NUCLEAR DEBATE from Wretch 1447 days old

Sellafield: let's talk about it In a remarkable U-turn, the Prime Minister Tony Blair today gave his blessing to a public debate on nuclear power, ...

IT'S BEEN EMOTIONAL from Wretch 1447 days old

PC Sharon Beshenivsky Along with all other major organs of the UK press, NMH can report that Paul Beshenivsky was last night in a highly emotional ...

CAN ENGLAND WIN 2018 WORLD CUP? from Wretch 1450 days old

Feasible? The Chancellor Gordon Brown today threw his political weight behind a feasibility study into whether England will win the 2018 football World ...

PHOSPHORUS "NOT A REAL CHEMICAL" from Wretch 1450 days old

Wanted: Mendeleev A group of American scientists headed by Nobel Laureate (and U.S. President) George W. Bush yesterday claimed to have discovered ...

IRAQI PRISONERS HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE TO DENY TORTURE from Wretch 1451 days old

Iraqi: getting along fine In a dramatic scene worthy of an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, the inmates of the Jadiriya prison in Iraq today denied that ...

LEAKED MEMO TORTURE SCANDAL from Wretch 1451 days old

Internal memo Two British Foreign Office employees are tonight being flown to Falluja to be tortured, after leaking a controversial memo describing ...

ARCH-GAY WILLIAMS COMES UNDER FIRE from Wretch 1451 days old

Williams: "woofing around" Anglican leaders from around the world have written an open letter to the Archbishop of Canterbury, accusing him of bringing ...

MY CABINET IS NOT ELITIST, SAYS BLAIR from Wretch 1451 days old

Prescott: mixed ability The Prime Minister Tony Blair has fiercely denied claims that the Cabinet is an elitist institution, with members selected ...